On HDTV

"It is so annoying with HDTV because now I have to flip through DOUBLE the channels to get to the station I want!"

On Cookie Aisles

Mom: I got stuck on the cookie aisle. It is so crowded down there. Everyone on the store is on that aisle today...
Me: Just today? Ha first world problem

On Snowcones

Emily: (whinny voice)"Oh this snow-cone is too big."
Me: "Yeah, but it goes pretty fast."
Emily: "No, like it's making my wrist ache to hold it."
Me: "First world problems."

Later (driving after snow-cone eat-age)


Me: "Ugh my fingers are sticky now, I Hate This."
Emily: First world problems.